My name is Andrew Majors, and I’m guessing you, as a clever futuristic Internet user, might have already figured that out. I’m a criminally underemployed Indiana University graduate, and I’m not at all bitter about that. I was born, raised, and still currently reside in Terre Haute, Indiana. You should be jealous of that.

I am 23, and I still watch Professional Wrestling.

I have odd tastes and preferences, and am incredibly self-involved. I’m a narcissistic manchild with a strong desire to change the world.

Nice to meet you.