You know what really sucks? Cancer, war, tooth decay, crooked cops, murderers, Rush Limbaugh, rapists, preteen pregnancy, socks with holes in them, underwear that ride high, pollution, getting stung by bees, stubbing your toe, losing stuff, homework, flat tires, having an owl run into your face, your grandma dying, terrorists, getting hit by a car, AIDS, accidentally killing that hooker in Taiwan, underage kids who smoke, drug-induced deaths, dropping your keys in human feces, gaining weight, and spontaneous combustion.

You know what sucks even more? For some reason, BAWLS Energy Drink isn’t readily available across our entire nation. There are deprived people out there who have never even had the chance to sample a bottle of the bubbly, energizing beverage. Thankfully, if you sign a petition to get BAWLS available everywhere, you can do your part to put an end to all of the aforementioned things that suck!!*

So what are you waiting for? Sign the petition by following this link!

* Signing this petition will not end the following: Cancer, war, tooth decay, crooked cops, murderers, Rush Limbaugh, rapists, preteen pregnancy, socks with holes in them, underwear that ride high, pollution, getting stung by bees, stubbing your toe, losing stuff, homework, flat tires, having an owl run into your face, you grandma dying, terrorists, getting hit by a car, AIDS, accidentally killing that hooker in Taiwan, underage kids who smoke, drug-induced deaths, dropping your keys in human feces, gaining weight, or spontaneous combustion. But it will help get BAWLS available everywhere!