Both Cocaine Energy Drink and Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator are on sale for only $22/case for a short period of time. If you’re a fan of either drink, now’s the time to stock up on two the highest-scored energy drinks we’ve reviewed.
Grab your cases at the Redux Beverages Online Store
Cocaine creator Jamey Kirby pointed these Brawndo ads out to me, and they’re hilarious. Obviously very Powerthirst inspired. The one above is my favorite, but there’s several.
Overview:
Ever heard of Brawndo? Well if you haven’t seen the cult classic film Idiocracy then probably not. Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator is basically a novelty energy drink, but one that excels far ahead of all other joke drinks and competes with big names like Monster and Bawls on all fronts, and actually wins in most.
Straight from the can:
BRAWNDO’S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE! Brawndo’s got electrolytes. And that’s what plants crave. They crave electrolytes. Which plants crave. they crave electrolytes. Which is what Brawndo has. And that’s why plants crave Brawndo. Not water, like from the toilet.
Don’t try to make sense of it, because you can’t. Just take note of the fact that Brawndo has electrolytes and does not come out of the toilet, I guess.
Later today, tomorrow, and Saturday I think it’s only fair to warn you that you will be bombarded with awesome energy drink reviews which might be so awesome that your kidneys fail. You may be asking yourself something like “Why is he giving me so many awesome energy drink reviews? Does he love me?” The answer is yes. I love you very much. And also so that I can do a Holiday Buyer’s Guide for Energy Drink Lovers, and I’m pushing to get all Buyer’s Guides up before the tenth.
We’ve already done PC, DS, and Movie Lover guides, and still have several left to post! We should’ve started sooner, but we didn’t. Next year, though, expect awesome buyer’s guides by the first on December. Don’t hold me to that.
Click ‘Read More’ to see some of the Energy Drink Reviews that will be posted very, very soon.