Before we let you know what reviews we’ve currently got under way, we would like to apologize for the recent lack of posts. We’ve all been really busy and really broke. Really, really broke. But hopefully things will start to pick back up soon, as we’ve got a brand new writer joining the team this week. We’ll leave the introduction up to him, but hopefully he’ll bring a lot to the site.

Anyway, here are some of the reviews currently in the works:

• Product review for Nuclear Energy
• Black Dynamite Movie Review
• No More Heroes 2 Wii Review
• Smackdown VS Raw 2010 Wii Review
• Microsoft Zune HD Tech Review
• HTC Hero for Sprint Tech Review
• Wheaties Fuel Food Review
• Vuka Workout Energy Drink Review

Happy Valentine’s day, love birds! And to all you lonely, single people out there who have nothing better to do than cut yourselves while eating a tub of off brand “frozen dairy dessert,” Clay feels your pain.

Anyway, here’s a list of what we’ve got currently got in development. A little something to look forward to.

Zac

• BioShock 2 (DoubleShot with Brandon)
• Vuka: Workout Energy Drink
• All three flavors of Nuclear Energy Powder
• No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle

Clay

• Brief Interviews with Hideous Men

John

• An iPhone game called Trenches

Brandon

• BioShock 2 (DoubleShot with Zac)
• Battlefield: Bad Company

Here is a look at what reviews we’ve got planned for your reading pleasure this week.

Zac

• Vuka: Think (Energy Drink)
• Vuka: Workout (Energy Drink)
• Vuka: Renew (Energy Drink)
• BioShock 2 (DoubleShot with Brandon)

Clay

• Kroger Boneless, Skinless Chicken Thighs
• Some movie called A Serious Man

Andrew

• Pheonix’s album entitled “Wolfgang Amadeus Pheonix”

Pat

• The iPhone FPS N.O.V.A.

Brandon

• Wolfman
• BioShock 2 (DoubleShot with Zac)

Happy February! Love is in the air and condom sales are skyrocketing this month thanks to Valentine’s day being right around the corner. Unfortunately not enough condoms are being sold, because I have a feeling teen abortion rates are going to jump by about 20% in March.

Anyway, here’s a look at some of the articles we have planned for this week.

Zac

• Easy-Bake Oven
• The complete lineup of Vuka Energy Drinks
• Weaties Fuel
• No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle (Wii)

Andrew:

• Other Lives Self-titled album
• Pheonix’s latest effort
• “Swoon” by Silversun Pickups
• Ep. 1 of the Last Season of Lost

Brandon:

• Mass Effect 2 (Xbox 360)

Hey guys, hope all is going well. There really haven’t been any big changes or updates that we need to talk about this week. We are going to start adding a “Coming Soon” section to the Updates, starting with this issue. We won’t get to everything that we put on the list every week, but it will give you at least a decent idea of what to expect in the upcoming week.

Coming Soon:

Zac

• Sugar Free Neuro Fuel
• Vuka Awaken
• Wheaties Fuel
• An exclusive interview with John Wozniak, the frontman of Marcy Playground

Clay

• Banquet Frozen Dinners

Andrew

• A list of the five most underrated actors in Hollywood

Brandon

• Fortress, the newest album from Protest the Hero
• Mass Effect 1 and 2

I’d say that’s going to make for a pretty exciting week!

Yep, you heard right! We’re going to delve into the wonderful world of internet porn video reviews with our very own little show! Everyview: The Video Review Show, as it will be titled, will be released in episodes every… well however long it takes our fat, lazy asses to finish each episode. Of course there will still be plenty of mega sweet written content for our readers to enjoy, these episodes are simply an expansion.

For the first episode we’ve got three wonderful products slated for review: the Ped Egg, Sonic’s Super Sonic Breakfast Burrito, and the e-Cigs, a more environmentally friendly and high tech way to get cancer. Of course these are all subject to change for whatever reason, and we might even add something if it comes up in time for filming.

Until next time, keep reading Everyview! Oh, and click on some of the newly placed ads along our sidebar to make sure we get to eat this week. Zac and Brandon always eat, and it shows. The rest of the crew? Maybe you should pray for them tonight. They’re looking pretty sickly.