Category Archives: Updates

[New Writer] Better Know a Guy with a Beard

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Hi kids of the internets and webs. I am Daniel Gauer. I hail from the far off land of Terre Haute, Indiana. I have a few things to tell you about myself so we can be friends here on a website.

I love television. My favorite shows of all time are Arrested Development, Firefly, Lost, and Pushing Daisies. I also have an obsession with British television. My favorites include the semi-recent adult swim show The Mighty Boosh(which I purchased from England as well as a special DVD player to watch them on), The Office and the other Ricky Gervais series Extras, the Simon Pegg series Spaced, and the brilliantly geeky show The I.T. Crowd.

I am also a big fan of animated stuff too. The Simpsons is great and I will usually give everything on Adult Swim a chance, with a few exceptions (I am looking at you Assy McGee and 12 oz. Mouse). The Venture Brothers may be the best show Adult Swim has ever made. Continue reading →

[The Everyview Update] 2/28/10

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Before we let you know what reviews we’ve currently got under way, we would like to apologize for the recent lack of posts. We’ve all been really busy and really broke. Really, really broke. But hopefully things will start to pick back up soon, as we’ve got a brand new writer joining the team this week. We’ll leave the introduction up to him, but hopefully he’ll bring a lot to the site.

Anyway, here are some of the reviews currently in the works:

  • Product review for Nuclear Energy
  • Black Dynamite Movie Review
  • No More Heroes 2 Wii Review
  • Smackdown VS Raw 2010 Wii Review
  • Microsoft Zune HD Tech Review
  • HTC Hero for Sprint Tech Review
  • Wheaties Fuel Food Review
  • Vuka Workout Energy Drink Review

[The Everyview Update] 2/14/10

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Happy Valentine’s day, love birds! And to all you lonely, single people out there who have nothing better to do than cut yourselves while eating a tub of off brand “frozen dairy dessert,” Clay feels your pain.

Anyway, here’s a list of what we’ve got currently got in development. A little something to look forward to.

Zac

  • BioShock 2 (DoubleShot with Brandon)
  • Vuka: Workout Energy Drink
  • All three flavors of Nuclear Energy Powder
  • No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle

Clay

  • Brief Interviews with Hideous Men

John

  • An iPhone game called Trenches

Brandon

  • BioShock 2 (DoubleShot with Zac)
  • Battlefield: Bad Company

[The Everyview Update] 2/7/10

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Here is a look at what reviews we’ve got planned for your reading pleasure this week.

Zac

  • Vuka: Think (Energy Drink)
  • Vuka: Workout (Energy Drink)
  • Vuka: Renew (Energy Drink)
  • BioShock 2 (DoubleShot with Brandon)

Clay

  • Kroger Boneless, Skinless Chicken Thighs
  • Some movie called A Serious Man

Andrew

  • Pheonix’s album entitled “Wolfgang Amadeus Pheonix”

Pat

  • The iPhone FPS N.O.V.A.

Brandon

  • Wolfman
  • BioShock 2 (DoubleShot with Zac)

[The Everyview Update] 2/1/2010

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Happy February! Love is in the air and condom sales are skyrocketing this month thanks to Valentine’s day being right around the corner. Unfortunately not enough condoms are being sold, because I have a feeling teen abortion rates are going to jump by about 20% in March.

Anyway, here’s a look at some of the articles we have planned for this week.

Zac

  • Easy-Bake Oven
  • The complete lineup of Vuka Energy Drinks
  • Weaties Fuel
  • No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle (Wii)

Andrew:

  • Other Lives Self-titled album
  • Pheonix’s latest effort
  • “Swoon” by Silversun Pickups
  • Ep. 1 of the Last Season of Lost

Brandon:

  • Mass Effect 2 (Xbox 360)

[The Everyview Update] 01/25/10

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Hey guys, hope all is going well. There really haven’t been any big changes or updates that we need to talk about this week. We are going to start adding a “Coming Soon” section to the Updates, starting with this issue. We won’t get to everything that we put on the list every week, but it will give you at least a decent idea of what to expect in the upcoming week.

Coming Soon:

Zac

  • Sugar Free Neuro Fuel
  • Vuka Awaken
  • Wheaties Fuel
  • An exclusive interview with John Wozniak, the frontman of Marcy Playground

Clay

  • Banquet Frozen Dinners

Andrew

  • A list of the five most underrated actors in Hollywood

Brandon

  • Fortress, the newest album from Protest the Hero
  • Mass Effect 1 and 2

I’d say that’s going to make for a pretty exciting week!

[The Everyview Update] Video Review Show on the Way!

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Yep, you heard right! We’re going to delve into the wonderful world of internet porn video reviews with our very own little show! Everyview: The Video Review Show, as it will be titled, will be released in episodes every… well however long it takes our fat, lazy asses to finish each episode. Of course there will still be plenty of mega sweet written content for our readers to enjoy, these episodes are simply an expansion.

For the first episode we’ve got three wonderful products slated for review: the Ped Egg, Sonic’s Super Sonic Breakfast Burrito, and the e-Cigs, a more environmentally friendly and high tech way to get cancer. Of course these are all subject to change for whatever reason, and we might even add something if it comes up in time for filming.

Until next time, keep reading Everyview! Oh, and click on some of the newly placed ads along our sidebar to make sure we get to eat this week. Zac and Brandon always eat, and it shows. The rest of the crew? Maybe you should pray for them tonight. They’re looking pretty sickly.

[Everyview Update] New Year’s Resolution

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Holy Cow, it’s a brand new year and… nothing feels any different.

Dammit. By now we should’ve had pollutant-free gasoline for 6¢/gallon to fuel our flying cars. Instead we’ve got war and a broken economy. I blame republicans and rap music.

Anyway, as is the case with every New Year, we are falsely promised a new beginning and presented with the opportunity to challenge ourselves to meet a New Year’s Resolution! We’ve heard them all. “I am going to lose weight,” “I am going to try harder in school,” “I am going to find a job,” “For every penguin I shave I will plant a seed in the city,” and the list goes on.

Of course, no one ever lives up to these hallow goals. Still, that doesn’t keep us from wanting to know what you’ve promised yourself to accomplish before 2011! Feel free to let us and everyone else know what goals you will be failing to meet this year in the comments section below!

[The Everyview Update] What Did You Get For Xmas?

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Ah, Christmas. Celebrating yon virgin Mary and sweet Baby Jesus. A time when people come together to show love and caring. The only day of the year when you get to give gifts to those near your heart. Most important, you get awesome presents!

Really whatever holiday you celebrate, I think you’ll agree that the winter holiday season is the best time of the year. Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, Krampus, Bodhi, or Festivus, it doesn’t matter. Actually, a lot of those holidays don’t involve presents at all…

Anyway, for this edition of The Everyview Update, we want to know what you guys got from good ol’ Santy Claus or the Magical Hanukkah Fairy or whatever it’s called.