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Review: Hicks

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Just to let you know, this definitely isn’t a rant.

There are 3 kinds of people in this world. Smart people, idiots, and people who don’t have full control over their bowels. Hicks fit into those latter two categories almost perfectly, except, their bowels usually come out of their toothless mouths instead of their ass holes. That’s another perfect word for hicks. Ass holes. Not because they are dicks, but because that’s almost exactly what they smell like. So basically what I’ve said so far is that hicks are semi-autistic ass holes who can’t keep their shit to themselves.

Nothing pisses me off more than a fucking retard who plasters his car with rebel flag stickers and fake bullet holes. Seriously. I just talked to some moron who told me he had 150 feet of rope in the back of his car. When I asked him why he told me it was because there were some pretty tall trees where he lives. No joke. What kind of retarded-ass cock sucker says that shit? This kind:

I had to censor his face because it looked too much like an ass.

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Leprechaun in Alabama?

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Before my anticipated review on Far Cry 2, a couple of my friends showed me a video from YouTube. Some citizens in Mobile, Alabama believe to have seen a Leprechaun. As outlandish as this seems you will just have to make your own opinion from the video. As far as I am concerned this looks like a plea for help from people without much to do. While watching the video keep your eyes peeled for the amateur sketch and the magic flute.

Greetings…

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Hi, I guess it’s my job to introduce myself to the site before anything else. My name is Patrick O’Brien, or P-Twak for some unknown reason. I am a contributor to the site to help Zac with adding posts and helping to keep the sites namesake true. But a little about myself before I start posting. I’m going to college for dentistry and i mostly enjoy things in entertainment such as video games, movies, and television. I also appreciate activities such as skateboarding and soccer.

Well, now that you know a concise description of me you’ll expect to know what my posts will contain.

Review: Camel Crush

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Ahh, the Camel Crush. Possibly the industries freshest gimmic…. erm, innovation! Well… yeah, it’s basically just a gimmick. While it is, however, a neat gimmick, is it a good cigarette? Let’s find out.

Overview:
 The Camel Crush is Camels newest product which encapsulates two distinct flavors into one cigarette. The first of the two is “Regular” and the latter is “Fresh”. The cigarette starts out as an everyday unflavored cigarette but instantly transforms into a cool menthol when the consumer squeezes the menthol capsule hidden away inside the filter, which can be done any time before or while smoking, or not at all.

Review:
Pretty neat, huh? Well you know the old saying “Don’t knock it ’til ya try it”? Well, the exact opposite applies here. While the main concept driving this product is extremely revolutionary and has the ability to be the next big thing in the industry the final product ends up lacking, as well as excelling, in the most important department.

Taste. This is a completely mixed bag. First off, the flavor of the “Regular” portion of the cigarette is completely bland. I’m not sure if this is a light cigarette or what, but that’s definitely what it tastes like. I’ve been smoking Camel Filters for about 6 months now so I could just be used to being spoiled by robust and full tasting tobacco, but I notice the lack of flavor in the “Regular” portion of the cigarette here and I’m sure any seasoned smoker will too. This all changes, however, once the menthol is ignited. The latter portion of the light seems to be the obvious choice here, as the menthol is cool and refreshing. It is also, in my personal opinion, one of the best menthol cigarettes on the market at this time.

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