[Energy Drink Review] Efusjon Raw

Straight from the can:

The all natural antioxidant/energy drink you have been looking for is finally here. It offers remarkable taste, packs tremendous energy and delivers health and vitality! Whether you’re 18 or 80, Efusjon’s “Raw”, is a delicious energy drink that gives your body exactly what it needs to thrive throughout the day! The rich, smooth flavor of Efusjon’s “Raw”, is a taste that you can enjoy anytime – completely guild-free.

So start your day with the delicious, nutritious energy your body and taste buds will crave! Cheers!

Review

Efusjon Raw, like its sister Edge, has almost no aroma. There is a very light, crisp, berry-like scent, but it is very hard to pick up on. It’s a tad sweet with a bitter bite, a candy-like odor that may get your mouth watering. There’s really not much more to talk about, the aroma is so subtle that it’s hard to analyze.

The flavor is much more potent. The first swig gives a decent flavor, like the aroma slightly sweet and fairly bitter, reminiscent of berry. The lightly carbonated texture feels great and adds to the drink. Really though, the flavor is extremely plain and basic. There is a bit of an immediate aftertaste, but it dissipates quickly.

The kick is better than I had thought it would be, but still not as great as I’d hoped. About 20 minutes after knocking the whole can of Raw back, I started to feel a very minor uplifting sensation. Ten minutes after that it became a bit more pronounced, but I would hardly call it a kick or a rush. Just a small boost that was a bit uplifting more than anything else. I felt slightly better than I did before I drank it, but the results were nothing phenomenal and wore off after about two hours.

Value? Pft. The can of Efusjon raw I’m drinking right now cost almost three dollars. No joke. You see, Efusjon is sold through some scam triangle or something where people join the “club,” buy a case of drinks, and sell them for as much as they can. Still, I’ve never had the opportunity to purchase Raw at a cheaper price, so $3 must be pretty standard, which is ridiculous since you are getting an 8.4 oz can of mediocre drink.

Final Words:

Regardless of what the average of scores comes out to be below, I do not recommend Efusjon Raw to anyone. It is sold by snobby members of some triangle scam they don’t know they are contributing to, and is in no way worth the price they are selling it to you for, no matter what kind of ridiculous bullshit they feed you about vitality and enhanced lifestyles. If you find someone who is desperately trying to get rid of it, offer them a single buck. That seems like a deal.

Score: 5.4/10 (Mediocre)

Aroma: 7.0/10
Taste: 6.5/10
Kick: 5.0/10
Value: 3.0/10

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