[Food Review] Doritos Late Night: All Nighter Cheeseburger

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The Doritos Late Night line of snacks has found massive success almost entirely by word of mouth. And how could it not? I mean, in a market saturated with purely artificially flavored chips that taste kind of like the name on the bag suggests, it’s nice to be able to snack on something that actually tastes like Tacos or Jalapeno Poppers. I still remember my first bag of Tacos at Midnight. It lasted about 3.2 minutes.

The first new flavor since the now legendary line of chips launched has finally arrived in the form of All Nighter Cheeseburger. Trust me, if you love cheeseburgers, you will love these chips.

Review:

After excitedly tearing into my first bag of All Nighter Cheeseburger chips I was hit with an absolutely mouthwatering aroma. My teenage years of working as a softball umpire quickly rushed back to me. The trigger? The sweet smell of juicy, freshly grilled burgers, ketchup, and mustard. I remember being miserable, out there under the hot sun trying to pay attention to each play, tortured by the tantalizing aroma of the concession’s cheap beef patties. There is nothing as awful as being restricted from a delicious ballpark burger because you’re working.

This was my chance to make up for that. To remedy the mental scars set upon my mind and stomach, caused by the tantalizing aromatic endorphin floating through the air, the source of which was just out of reach. This is now more than snacking, this is redemption.

I grabbed that first little triangle, fingers trembling and mouth watering, and gently placed it on my tongue, praying I was able to avoid disappointment as I never could when I finally got my chubby hands around those shoddy, tasteless ballpark burgers.

Oh. My. God.

I didn’t know what to think. I couldn’t think. My taste buds were blasted with more flavors than I could’ve imagined being crammed into a single chip. I could taste the sweet ketchup, the savory mustard, crisp onions and wonderful cheese sitting on top of a juicy, flavorful patty of meat. I could almost feel the texture of a real burger in my mouth. It was an outstanding first time that I shan’t soon forget.

Then I ate another. And another. And another. For half a bag I continuously stuffed these precious little corn chips into my mouth, and with each one the snack’s faults became more and more apparent. The flavor of the mustard slightly outweighs any other after a while, though not overpoweringly so. There is also a bit more onion kick than some would prefer. Also, don’t expect to kiss anyone after eating these. Your breath will stink. Nothing a piece of gum can’t fix, however. These issues are by no means any sort of deal breaker, and these chips are absolutely delicious.

Final Words

Doritos Late Night: All Nighter Cheeseburger chips are absolutely fantastic. If you enjoy chips, try these. If you enjoy burgers, try these. If you enjoy living past the age of fifty, try these and be sure to eat them only in moderation. In short, I highly recommend Doritos Late Night: All Nighter Cheeseburger flavored chips to anyone. Except for vegetarians, due to the natural beef flavor listed in the ingredients. Unless you want it to be our secret, I won’t tell anyone.

Pros

  • Mindblowingly delicious
  • Smell like cheeseburgers
  • Taste like cheeseburgers
  • Flavored with all the things that go on cheeseburgers
  • How can you not like cheeseburger Doritos?

Cons

  • Terrible breath
  • Maybe a bit too much mustard or onion for some people
  • Not vegetarian friendly
  • Being a softball umpire

Score: 9.5/10 (Outstanding)

http://www.everyview.com/2009/04/14/review-doritos-late-night-tacos-at-midnight/

75 thoughts on “[Food Review] Doritos Late Night: All Nighter Cheeseburger”

  1. This item was referred too me by a friend. Upon opening the bad i noticed a pungent odor of cheese. I put one chip into my mouth awaiting an explosion of flavor but instead had the chip explode out of my mouth from the awful taste. The taste of lettuce, ketchup and mustard overshadowed any other flavor. I have givin this item to another with the same results. The one who referred this too is a smoker. So it shows that smoking causes the tastebuds to alter. That is the only way that i see anyone enjoying this. So in the future you need to create a smokers line of Dorito’s for those with a tastbud-diffuncies.

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  3. I fed one to my cat and he went outside and licked his ass to get the bad taste from his mouth, I love my dog so he gets none norm

  4. I fed one to my cat and he went outside and licked his ass to get the bad taste out of his mouth so none for my dog as I love him norm

  7. Haaaatttttttteeeee themm!!! they are the most disgusting thing I have ever ate in my life! As soon as the chip hit my mouth it hit the floor, fallowed by myself running to get a drink to wash out the disgusting taste out of my mouth, then got splashed in the face by the water in the fountin….. Not only do these chips taste bad, but they also made my day bad.
    Cool Ranch is the way to goo with this. (y)

  9. The negative commenters are either communist card carrying vegitarians, or trolls. These taste almost exactly like a burger king cheeseburger, if you get them fresh. I love them, and yes, I have to force myself not to eat an entire bag at once. Wife also loves them, which is kinda odd, since she doesn’t really eat meat all that much.

    Everyone I’ve introduced these chips to thought they were amazing. I am kinda scared how they managed to make it taste the way it does, but until there’s a report saying I’m going to grow three heads and then die of a horrible disease, I’ll keep eating them.

  10. I love these <3
    I don't think they taste at all like cheeseburgers… they just taste extra cheesy and SO good! Aside from the original, this is the only Doritos flavour I like!

  11. They taste like shit. I should of know something was up when my local supermarket were selling them for less then half price.

  12. I expected it to taste like a mcdonalds cheeseburgah. Well, i was slightly disapointed. It tasted like a burger king cheeseburgah. Exactly like it. All the cheeseburgah-y flavor. This, gentlemen. is purified cheeseburger on a chip.

  13. ” Eric wrote:

    The negative commenters are either communist card carrying vegitarians, or trolls. These taste almost exactly like a burger king cheeseburger, if you get them fresh. I love them, and yes, I have to force myself not to eat an entire bag at once. Wife also loves them, which is kinda odd, since she doesn’t really eat meat all that much.

    Everyone I’ve introduced these chips to thought they were amazing. I am kinda scared how they managed to make it taste the way it does, but until there’s a report saying I’m going to grow three heads and then die of a horrible disease, I’ll keep eating them.”

    Funny, I find anyone who like them to be a fucking Nazi. My last meal would be a juicy fucking steak. I am the quintessential meat and potatoes man. These chips are FUCKING garbage. I ate 2 and the rest of the bag will be given to my mortal enemy. The government should use these for interrogating terrorists. The world would be a much more peaceful place.

  14. I had to lick my cat’s ass to get the disgusting taste out of my mouth! NEVER AGAIN!!!

  16. They taste like a cheeseburger! Honest to god, some people may hate them but I think they hit the nail on the head with these chips!

  18. OMG.. I”m telling everybody!!! I don’t know how they do it… just hope they never stop. Awesome!! Tastes better and has fewer calories than a Big Mac (depending on the chip count)…lol

  19. This is the best invention in the entire world. I love these doritos so much… I could seriously eat them everyday. The best part is they actually taste like a cheeseburger. AMAZING! I wish they were available in more stores though. But yeah… I love them, They’re the best, End of story.

  20. I must agree with you word for word on how they taste. I would buy them forever for the rest of my life whenever i buy potato or corn chips. Unfortunately I think they have stopped making them for about a month ago they stopped appearing on grocery store shelves. i hope this is not true so if anyone else knows if they are still being made, message here! I must know!

  22. I LOVE THIS FLAVOR DORITOS!!!! Sadly, can’t find them in my area. Just sent Fritos a message to have them returned. Best flavor I ever had!!!!!!

  23. I don’t know what the fuck you guys were eating, but these are some of the worst shit I’ve ever had the displeasure of putting in my mouth. It tasted nothing like a cheeseburger at all, cheeseburgers are enjoyable. This was just total shit. For hours I tasted it after… ugh. One chip was eaten, the rest were promptly thrown in the garbage.

  24. i love these doritos. they are outstanding. but im sad to say that i can’t find them! I’ve looked desperately for them, but they are nowhere to be found. i first had them about a year ago. my mouth watered like a waterfall just by the smell. but does anybody know where to find these little pieces of heaven?

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