Holy Cow, it’s a brand new year and… nothing feels any different.
Dammit. By now we should’ve had pollutant-free gasoline for 6¢/gallon to fuel our flying cars. Instead we’ve got war and a broken economy. I blame republicans and rap music.
Anyway, as is the case with every New Year, we are falsely promised a new beginning and presented with the opportunity to challenge ourselves to meet a New Year’s Resolution! We’ve heard them all. “I am going to lose weight,” “I am going to try harder in school,” “I am going to find a job,” “For every penguin I shave I will plant a seed in the city,” and the list goes on.
Of course, no one ever lives up to these hallow goals. Still, that doesn’t keep us from wanting to know what you’ve promised yourself to accomplish before 2011! Feel free to let us and everyone else know what goals you will be failing to meet this year in the comments section below!
I’ve promised myself that I’m going to stop shipping small animals via snail mail and start using the overnight options from UPS to ensure survival.
I promise to start brazilian Jiu Jitsu in the summer when ill actually have time and money! hey zac remember your new years resolution last year to eat a new food every month and you only ate one new food? frog legs!!
My resolution was actually quite simple. I promised I would stop watching so much television and spend more time outdoor.